April 2012
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my mom liked that picture of me and nick because she thinks we’re fucking
you know what’s really good? organic ketchup
going from an iPhone to a Blackberry is like...
imagine how i felt when my mom said i could get an LG Galaxy at Metro PCS
or when this guy at AT&T said i could get a go phone
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vittae ha contestado a tu publicación: mariliendra ha contestado a…
why wouldn’t you respect me if i said the same thing
i probably would’ve deleted everything equally as frantically tbh
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mariliendra ha contestado a tu publicación: mariliendra ha contestado a…
I’m just saying. Not everything is private booboo
i’m deleting everything now, i hate u
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mariliendra ha contestado a tu publicación: Domino’s pizza employees do not wear hair nets or…
that could always be just your location
i know but it’s probably not since everyone was so nonchalant about it like it’s not against regulation or anything
i love how Starbucks doesn’t lie about the fact that their drinks are literally a mix of a few different syrups with some...
Domino’s is a nice place to work in because the plaza is nice and it’s chill most of the time except with phone call orders because people get pissed and then i get anxious and i hand the phone over to someone else and pray that i don’t get fired tomorrow
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racetobitchmountain ha contestado a tu publicación: i like Davie, FL but i kinda wanna get the fuck…
Just move to Downtown Miami…..You’ll grow as a person there!
hell no! Miami is culturally and intellectually stagnant. all there is is superficial people and beaches and parties and clubs and highways and don’t play because you’ve complained about the same exact thing before
the garlic crust is a plastic bottle full of a chemical garlic liquid that’s squirted onto the frozen pizza crust you eat
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i like Davie, FL but i kinda wanna get the fuck out of here in order to grow as a person
when’s the time gonna come when i’m a cool writer living in a loft in Manhattan writing essays about race relations and feminism for magazines and eating $10 brownies
someone in this house just said there’s no racism or racial profiling i’m about to jump off a fucking window
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Watchslangtang:
Lindsay Lohan’s face: 1986 - Present
lol oh shit there’s still another quarter of school left this year i’m not sure if i can go through with this
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i’m almost done with the United States of Tara, thank GOD!
i said “please don’t fire me” to my manager today
March 2012
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meatmodel:
if I could drive i would be in Africa by now
that’s what everyone says that’s what i said but you really need a car and like friends willing to hang out with you all the time lmao :’(
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mariliendra ha contestado a tu publicación: i just came back from 4 hours at work and it…
how much do you get paid
don’t brag to me about your Starbucks salary, Nani. i make minimum wage 7.67/h
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i hate corporations though like they’re so capitalist. it’s insane the amount of stuff they make with the same exact materials but market it as something else, i told my crew manager that and she said “it’s disgusting” so basically i have a new communist friend
Domino’s isn’t that bad like i would eat there it’s funny cause i actually wanted to but no one who worked there seemed to want to eat there and you have to pay i think lol w/e
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i came into the house and lowered the A/C to 75 and this dumbass person who is apparently related to me in some minimal way puts it back up to 76 i’m going to kill myself
i just came back from 4 hours at work and it wasn’t so bad, i kinda had fun but ughH it’s so much and now i have a JOB like a weekly responsibility and a manager but i’m glad i can make money
i have conflicting feelings about this
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oh my fucking god they just called me from Char-Hut asking me if I wanted a job i hate my life why did i take this job fuck everything that Char-Hut is so nice and big i’m going to pass out
i start tomorrow at 1:30 lawd jesus thank you now i can watch United States of Tara and listen to music and go to sleep late like i planned :}
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i bought some 0 sugar 0 calorie “sparkling ice” beverage and it tastes like chemistry class but i love it
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footbone:
anklebone:
legbone:
thighbone:
is connected to your
is connected to your
is connected to your
connected to the google connected to the gov’t
ew they’re making me work the night shift on a friday i’m new i’m gonna fuck up people’s orders lmaoo
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fuck you Karl Linhart
what an asshole
couldn’t bump it up ONE POINT
piece of shit
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love how Netflix decides to play in really fucking good HD only during the last 5 minutes
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“direct deposit”
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i’m making a bank account at Wells Faggot tomorrow
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0ni0ntitz ha contestado a tu publicación: wtf is a WTOC form wtf is an I-9 form how do i do…
u dont have to file if ur a minor
they’re making me do it on this 2004-styled private employee login site or w/e
my 16 year old friend did her taxes a while ago idk
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wtf is a WTOC form wtf is an I-9 form how do i do my taxes do i have to file anything i don’t understand legal employment terms i’m scare d
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0ni0ntitz ha contestado a tu publicación: lmao i work at Domino’s Pizza like I can’t even…
u werk at dominos omg bless ur solulul
Thanks!
Lindsay, i’m gonna kill myself
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the part where nicki minaj says “who the fuck is this hoooo00” in Roman Holiday all schizophrenic and echoed really gives me hope
lmao i work at Domino’s Pizza like I can’t even say that
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United States of Tara is a good show and I like Diablo Cody’s writing.
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“Ugh, I don’t have time for this. Can you just come on a cone and...”
– Me during my first sexual experience.
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TAKE A LITTLE BREAK, LITTLE BREAK
