My Facebook makes me look like i’m popular but i’m really just a home bitch.
i think the worst part is that after all this planning and canceling i just ended up staying home tonight :(
I accidentally punched my mom in the face like half an hour ago so she didn’t wanna take me anywhere and then my dumbass sister came with her husband and they yelled at me and my mom is pissed so she went to spend the night with them and they want to call the police on me and this night just keeps getting better xD
Have you ever come across someone who has an outstanding GPA and class ranking and takes great classes is in 2 sports teams and is cute and just wanna slit your wrists off right in front of their face because that happened to me today as well.
MY LAPTOP IS ALSO AN APPLE PRODUCT AND THE EDGES ARE ALL BROKEN I HATE YOU STEVE JOBS, YOU DUMB HIPPIE SELLING OVERPRICED GARBAGE TO THE MASSES
i was supposed to see a movie with a friend but then i cancelled and then i was supposed to meet my friend for her birthday but now i just feel like lying in bed and being depressed.
Every time i talk to an Apple customer service representative i feel like punching Steve Jobs in the face.
i’m trying to dance to The Fame Monster but i am getting no satisfaction from this music whatsoever
Is you the fuck who?
i don’t think i’m constipated anymore do you know how happy this makes me are you aware
My mother’s journey with mormonism is especially obnoxious because she couldn’t simply stay in fucking catholicism where all you do is go to church once a week for 25 minutes and no one has to come to fucking dinner at your house every week.
Scotty McCreery: I won American Idol.
Carrie Underwood: Yeah, but I won it back when it mattered.
Scotty McCreery: What?
Carrie Underwood: And I don't look like I have Down Syndrome.
Scotty McCreery: Excuse me?
Kelly Clarkson: Do you even have a record deal....
I wish Beverly would’ve won, seeing as she’s the oldest and really wanted it plus she was on Xtina’s team, but i guess it’s cool that Javier won for his family and all.
The new Tumblr app for iPhone is so much better than the old one I also got an update for City Friends which I don’t know if you care about but it makes me really happy.
Too often do I have to think about sex with a straight guy in order to fall asleep.
I bought a Nintendo DS Lite with the $150 my mom gave me as a christmas present two years ago and I’ve only ever bought one game for it and barely take it out it’s in mint condition though damn what a waste.
i don’t even get it why do they want all of this this is so specific 1000 miles 1000 dollars 5 stops 5 different roads 2 relatives or friends wtf no i don’t want any of that i’ll take a plane ticket to the nearest airport asshole
Someone do my stupid driver’s ed essay for me, i’ll pay you in online fan mail.
I accidentally voted once for Javier Colon on The Voice, shit he’s gonna win.
You know you’re hot when I’m embarrassed to be around you.
Francisco Lachowski i don’t get it i just don’t
iwantwhatismine asked: i love that leighton meester song.
Florida looks like a penis or a gun if you’re violent i prefer penis
1:36 am on skype wasting time not doing my driver’s ed make up assignment “lol”
i like Dia’s original song, fuck. she’s pretty good musically, but her personality is just like omg get away
Pitbull is such a dirtbag, gross.
fuckyeahxtinaaguilera replied to your post: Xtina looked so bored and uninterested during… Are you talking about tonights episode? It’s not on over here on the west coast yet -__- yeah and aww well i can tell you that it’s good and that i’ll be voting like a crazy motherfucker for Beverly and Vicci to make sure those cunts Javier and Dia don’t win.
Xtina looked so bored and uninterested during Javier’s judging, she even pulled out her phone lol das my girl
“It’s crazy, it’s like TRL 10 years ago.” - Carson Daly on The Voice. ohmy godfhiog <333333333
YES! maybe the beats will be generic but at least we know the songs are going to be good
and a Britney song was on, and a Britney song was on, and a BRITNEY SONG WAS ON!
So in loooooove, i dont care what they say. I dont curr if they talkin’ tomorrow.
I have to catch up on Pretty Little Liars, not being able to watch the new episodes is getting really depressive.
‘toy en bitchy mood.– my mom.