January 2012
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cutiemoonrod ha contestado a tu publicación: well gaga’s performance sucked…
How come?
Heavy Metal Lover was an awkward choice for an opening song plus she could barely move at the beginning, then the rest was just mediocre but still love her!
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well gaga’s performance sucked…
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Wedding bells in the attic?
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omg the Miley Cyrus and Kelly Osbourne prank on Khloe Kardashian omfg best thing EVEr
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PITBULL IS SO GROSS
PLEASE STOP SHAKING YOUR HIPS
PLEASE
GO BACK TO HIALEAH
My neighbor’s are blowing stuff up outside and I’m so bothered and it’s right by my window ugh
is ryan seacrest’s hair getting gray
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I think this is the year where i got to know myself the most and i was the least fake. I learned a lot about what kind of person i want to be and what i want to do and where i hope life will take me. I still want 2012 to be way better in terms of freedom and accomplishments, though.
“white girl wasted”
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"i'm okay" - christina aguilera
onthewing:
A thirteen year old girl sits by herself on new year’s eve and sings along to All Time Low and tells herself “maybe it’s not my weekend, but it’s gonna be my year…..”
me but with kylie minogue
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I think of New Year’s Rockin’ Eve as like the standard for any new year’s eve so when people don’t watch it or have it on at a party or gathering i’m like what the hell also it’s sad that some people don’t adhere to the same time rules lol
my mom banged on my door really loudly after yelling and cursing at me for a straight 3 hours so i spilled her drink on the floor and then she threw it at me and proceeded to yell at me for another hour so i cried and hated myself and now she’s somewhere outside i love the holidays
who’s doing nothing tonight because that’s what i’m doing!!
ew i inherited my mother’s annoying sob cry
December 2011
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spending new year’s eve alone, in my room, counting down with the people in Times Square on tv, and crying
my dumbass “brother” got here yesterday and all his shit is laying everywhere and he installed an annoying ass surround sound system and he keeps yelling and i hate my life and i want to kill myself/run away
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ugly rich girls
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pussy so pink like my kitty saying hello if i whistle they pistol whip you in all five boroughs
my cousins were in a freestyle battle a few years ago and i remember watching with excitement but i think that today i would just walk away ashamed at my own family
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i just came back from the Cinematheque in Miami Beach and it’s so indie art house and neat and the crowd was so intellectual it was a really good experience tbh
i don’t think i could ever go back to that movie theater ever again like not even as a costumer i’m going to kill myself how rude i feel dejected
wow the manager at this movie theater is such an ASSHOLE i shouldn’t have even dropped my application off i don’t wanna work there anymore
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that new Bruno Mars song does suck a lot
it’s like he’s actively participating in becoming a parody of himself and he’s totally in on it
motherfucking-renegade:
eurotrashy:
Eminem’s voice threatens me and makes me cringe i hate it he’s so wrong about everything
eloquent argument!
lmao this is like something eminem would say to someone in a song btw
except he wouldn’t use a kinglsey gif as if it’s early 2010 again and he’s still relevant
krypt0nitepussylips:
the types of blogs run by kids from school include high quality and over-saturated images of weed and lil’ wayne coupled with oceanic scenery and drake.
and may or may not include dumb memes and cheesy quotes
and now i’m not getting notes or attention but i don’t care because guess what i won’t be using this in a while at all!!!!
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Eminem’s voice threatens me and makes me cringe i hate it he’s so wrong about everything
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so now i have a license but i’m realizing how far everyone lives and how little available friends i have and it’s kind of a letdown
i’m honestly just going to be single forever but i think i accepted that a while ago :)
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Lady GaGa while dropping the New Years Ball in...
Lady GaGa: We're down to the final minute of 2011 everyone! I'd like to take this moment to look back on the year and the years prior. It's amazing how I was bullied in high school and look at me now! Dropping the New Years Ball!
Lady GaGa: And how wonderful it is to be doing it here in the city where I grew up, New York!
Station Manager: Lady Gaga! We have to start counting!
Lady GaGa: And here we go! 10!
Lady GaGa: Oh my gosh you guys are all Born This Way!
Lady GaGa: 9!
Lady GaGa: You know this mirror ball reminds me of the one Lady Starlight and I would wear on our tits back when we performed at gay clubs.
Lady GaGa: 8!
Lady GaGa: I'm Italian!
Lady GaGa: 7!
Lady GaGa: I played piano since i was a little girl!
Lady GaGa: 69! Hahah just kidding but omg i love the gays!
Lady GaGa: 6!
Lady GaGa: 5!
Lady GaGa: I live halfway between reality and fantasy at all times!!
Lady GaGa: 4!
Lady GaGa: Stay tuned for Americano (Mariachi Version) ,the second Born This Way video, the rest of the Yoü and I fashion videos, Gagavision, remembering my tumblr password, and BTW Ball dates in the new year!
Lady GaGa: 3!
Lady GaGa: Whö and I?
Lady GaGa: 2!
Lady GaGa: I think i forgot to mention that I'm an Italian woman!!
Lady GaGa: If you don't understand what I've said, I'll say it again.
Lady GaGa: I'm an Italian woman!!
Lady GaGa: If the second time you didn't quite get it, I'll say it again.
Lady GaGa: I'm an Italian woman!!
Lady GaGa: 1!
Lady GaGa: So, I'm Italian and Happy New Year you Little Monsters! Have an Italian 2012!
the guy at the movie theater told me to come back tomorrow with applications since the manager wasn’t there :(
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interviewer: welcome lady gaga to the sh-
lady gaga: I'M ITALIAN
interviewer: i really wanted to talk about your new alb-
lady gaga: I WAS BULLIED IN HIGH SCHOOL
interviewer: ms. gaga i'm really trying to get back on top-
lady gaga: I'M BISEXUAL LET YOUR FREAK FLAG FLY BORN THIS WAY LITTLE MONSTERS GAYS RULE ALL EVERYONE ELSE CAN GO TO HELL FAME MONSTER
oh now you want some cheese
i’m too self obsessed to keep up with internet trends
wow old navy wants you to have previous work experience um fuck u
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i already blew people off except i blew them off to sleep a headache away
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“If you fail again, don’t tell anyone because that’s embarrassing.”
– My mom.
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I passed my driving test omfg!!!!