January 2011
top 25% of my class *~¡¡holla!!~*
On the bright side, the sooner time flies the faster i can get the fuck out of here and maybe start getting a life or s/t!
I hate how high schools, CollegeBoard etc. pressure us into choosing a career path so early on in our lives.
I remember them telling us to choose a major in 8th grade.
Now they’re giving us course selection cards for Junior year in the middle of our Sophomore year and expecting us to know what we already want to do.
idk it seems so rushed and fast, i just want to be a freshman again.
I just wrote the best script ever about chongas and the Swap Shop and long lost Cuban-Asian brothers for classic literature omg i’m a genius :’)
people say i never take my jacket off and every morning for about a week now i’ve been planning to go to school w/o one but then THIS happens and it forces me to wear one, i just wanna look pretty :/
don’t you hate it when you put on your shirt but you forgot to put on deodorant so you have to squeeze under your shirt to put the deodorant on, hi!
okay fuck it now i’m tired bye
lol fuck sleeping, sleeping is for dead people I’M ALIVE
Do you like the way I rock it?
Boy, it’s chaotic.
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Armie Hammer’s interview on Chelsea Lately is the greatest thing ever the way he doesn’t care that Chelsea’s creepy gay employee follows him around in a suit aww <3
I swear to god Florida is like the creepiest stupidest state in country, they don’t even do the whole redneck thing right this state is just terrible aside from parts of Miami and Universal Studios.
why are they all so creepy ew you’ll never find out that someone like Chace Crawford is a sex offender ugh this is depressing
I have the song Maria used to have on her blog by the little creepy girl from Lazytown and Lil Jon ugh that was a fantastic song
lizziemcguire- replied to your post: i swear Mila took her Black Swan character with…
those people in the back have NAMES, but more importantly the guy is Armie Hammer and played the winklevoss twins in the social network!!!
That’s Armie Hamer?
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ohnani replied to your post: ohnani replied to your post: I don’t mind being…
what? no im telling you to fuck me. you’re tall. i like tall guys
oh
sorry i like dick lol can you grow one omg
ohnani replied to your post: I don’t mind being 6’1 because that means i can be…
fuck me
you’re not at all fat though
besides most of your weight is on your tits
i swear Mila took her Black Swan character with her to the SAG Awards.
look at how that bitch in the blue dress is shockingly staring at her while her date is staring at her ass and she walks away with a sense of evil accomplishment
i want to be Mila Kunis
I don’t mind being 6’1 because that means i can be extremely overweight yet still look a lot skinnier than the fat bitch who’s 4’9 :)
i need to shave tomorrow moring UGh
facial hair is not acceptable :’((
some people think i’m fat because i’m lazy, actually i’m lazy because i’m fat
..wait
did Kingston Stefani come out yet lol
FINE
seriously this isn’t a joke i want to be a popstar MAKE ME A POPSTAR
Seriously, I think Netflix is causing me to get way too carried away.
I’m currently watching an hour long movie about a PARKING LOT.
A PARKING LOT.
yeah..i’m not falling asleep.
hahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
okayyy going to bed so i can go to Harvard bye :***********
i feel so bad for Holly, she genuinely cared and wanted to marry Heff and then the asshole goes off an marries some random slut WOW NICE GOING YOU OLD PRICK
aww Scott and Khloe <3
i am burning
lol Kourtney thinks it was his fault stupid bitch
I don’t get it, Kim, Kourtney, and Khloe all film around the streets of L.A. and Miami in peace, but all of a sudden when they’re filming in New York they have all of these paparazzi around them?
god Kim & Kourtney Take New York is so good, I don’t even know why I’m just starting to watch it.
It’s definitely the best one out of the three shows.
THEY PROMISED ME I WAS GONNA BE COVERED IN...