February 2012
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i just applied to Burger King and they said they’d hold my application for 60 days kms
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my half brother is back from wherever the hell he was and these are the emotions i feel right now:
fear
panic
anxiety
pain
sorrow
depression
anguish
hostility
rage
indignity
self-pity
abandonment
I love my room it’s cold and techy and it’s all mine and private i just wish the sound from outside was totally muffled that would be great
Anonymous asked: I love when you complain. It's my fav <3
i’m scared because i think i’m getting free lunch now and i feel weird and poor… i’m sorry
i’m obsessed with grilled cheese sandwiches lately because they’re awesome and easy to make but they don’t satisfy my undying hunger :’(
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I feel like iJustine in one of her Tweeting spoof videos because I literally stop in the middle of hallways in order to text people.
Another Reason I Don't Watch Much Television
stfuconservatives:
curiouslycool:
THIS IS SOME BULLSHIT
ADELE FLIPS AN AUDIENCE OFF AT AN AWARD SHOW (she meant for the middle finger to be aimed at the producers who were cutting her speech short) AND NO ONE FREAKS THE FUCK OUT?????
AND THEN THE BITCH ASS REPORTER SAYS “PEOPLE LOVE ADELE BECAUSE SHE’S RAW AND UNFILTERED”
SHUT THE FUCK UP.
WHITE WOMAN FLIPS PEOPLE OFF???
Raw and...
who the fuck makes to-do lists? like are you THAT anal?
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I love Rihanna with all my heart for many reasons but she’s fucking retarded. Typical weak straight woman. Don’t even get me started on America forgiving Chris fucking Brown.
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the point of smizing is to look as asian as possible
I just got a haircut and, even though I look good, I have to admit that I felt like I was shedding my race with every stroke of that razor.
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but i’m great
at wri
ting phys
ical love letters
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White boys kind of scare me.
i literally just prayed to god and the lord because my charger decided to work again YOLO
Watch
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Anonymous asked: do u know armands new url?
Anonymous asked: Hands down, you're my favorite blogger.
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You Obey Lord's Objective
wait, justin timberlake owns myspace
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my name is Onika you can call me Nicki
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i would have sex with my AP US History teacher
I feel like Amy never left SNL because she’s constantly coming back, I love it.
sleigh bells isn’t that bad omg am i gonna like them now
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i feel sad because when i recount my life for my E! True Hollywood Story i’m gonna have to depict my mom as the insane woman she actually is
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and then i asked the doctor “did i have a boy?”
and he said “no, you had a single lady.”
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omg Lindsay Lohan is hosting SNL in two weeks!!
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I can’t believe that people on Tumblr actually attempted to challenge me on the fact that Stefon is not a negative representation of gay people on TV—I mean, are you kidding me?
People from my school who follow me complain about the porn i sporadically post sometimes like hello i’m a 16 year old sexually frustrated boy and i have internet wtf am i supposed to do are you 9!?
TV raised me and I’m obsessed with it, but I love it and it’s glamorous.
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Today’s SNL is going to be perfect because Maya Rudolph.
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